i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up
I think you just summed up every British persons thoughts about America in one long sentence
(via confessionofobsession)Source: probablyasexoffender
what the fuck
What in the actual fuck?
My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…
serious mind fuck
Gets me every time
This is genius.
every single person in the world has to see this
Mind blown, I’m actually crying.
(via thislifeofalittle)Source: tastefullyoffensive
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:
this made me want to watch hockey
I have never understood people who claim that hockey is boring. It’s fast paced, exciting, has lots of action, hits and fighting…and it can be super hilarious!Source: burrayeksa
I just came up with a fun Tease and Denial Game, though, because I’m generous, I’ve allowed the chance of climax as well.
You will need: A 20 Sided die.
Determine a number of rounds with your victi— err — partner beforehand.
Ask: High or Low?
If they answer correctly according to the roll, climax is allowed. (Re-roll on a 10)
If they answer incorrectly assign edges based on face value:
1 - 4 = 1 Edge
5 - 8 = 2 Edges
10 - 12 = 3 edges
13 - 16 = 4 Edges
17 - 20 = 5 edges